We Discuss: Shopping Death Spiral

M: I think these are my exact Rachel Comey boots that are my FAVE for $128! Such a deal!

M: Though mine might be a little more pink than those? More like her polished clay color? Either way that's a deal.

M: Also I want these. I'm not buying them, but I just want to say that I WANT THEM:

M: ALSO if these were my size I would buy them:

M: And I definitely think my boots are polished clay and also I want these:

M: BRB having a Veruca Salt-style meltdown.

A: UNSUBSCRIBE STOP MAKING ME WANT BOOTS

M: LISTEN I AM SORRY BUT NOT REALLY

A: THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE MY SIZE

M: FUCKERS

A: I DO NOT NEED BOOTS BUT NOW I DO

M: I want this:

M: Need Supply is 15% cash back this week.

A: The 15% cash back is KILLING ME.

M: I know

M: I don’t need to buy something just for that reason.

M: Udhfweyt084yt0

M: I wanna

A: I am always like that around my birthday and also around good deals.

M: sigh

A: But! I’m trying to save for NYC so I can shop.

M: That’s smart

M: I just closed like three shopping windows what is wrong with me!

A: You’re in a shopping death spiral!

M: I am.
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M: I historically don't care for Toms, but I really like these:

A: Oh, I like those A LOT and now I wish I could un-know about them.

M: Whoops.

A: But I am happy with my new gold sandals and really want silver Birks so I am good good good.

M: Good good good so good.

A: But.

M: Oops, I tripped and bought them when I saw they were 15% back on eBates.

A: Hahahaha. They are very YOU.

M: My justification is that they might scratch the Rachel Comey Tulip Sandal itch I've had for over a year now, for a quarter of the price.

A: I just googled those and damn.

M: Actually my search history tells me I've been wanting them for TWO years. So hopefully this will do the trick.

A: I actually think I like the Toms version better if it helps.

M: Fingers crossed.

A: Dude. Madewell:

A: 15% cash backkkkkkkk

M: UGH THAT IS SO RUDE EBATES

A: I WANT THEM SO BAD

M: Unrelated I want the black Arizonas with the black buckles:

M: DO NOT LET ME BUY THESE SOMEONE TAKE THE KEYS FROM MY COMPUTER

A: You think *I* can help you?

M: SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

A: *flees*