We Discuss: Year-Round Turtlenecks.

A: Um

A: ???

M: Something is missing

A: WHO JUST WALKS AROUND LIKE THAT

M: Don’t ask me ask Tits McGee over there

A: This seems to be a thing now

M: I mean on the one hand, fuck the patriarchy and their fetishizing breasts but on the other ma’am I see your nipples.

A: RIGHT. Like, I’m not a prude but lady, are you riding that bike all wibbly-wobbly?

M: She seems very happy

A: Her top is pretty?

M: It is

A: But

M: You ain’t got no braw

A: This

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M: Andrea Linett needs to stop saying you can put turtlenecks under sundresses or whatever and wear in the winter. STOP IT:

A: NO TO TURTLENECKS UNDER EVERYTHING

M: Just STOP IT

A: This is not okay

M: It’s leftover from her magazine days I think. DAY TO NIGHT. YEAR ROUND.

A: I was thinking maybe I could wear my denim shorts this winter with black tights and boots?

M: STOP IT

A: It looked rad in 1990

M: It can stay there

A: I am kidding

M: Oh I know

A: OR AM I

M: gurlllll

A: kidding

M: OR ARE YOU

A: WE SHALL SEE

A: But you know those plaid pants are going to happen.

M: Hmph

A: I can’t help it

A: I promise to not wear a bikini over them?

M: god

A: DAY TO NIGHT. SUMMER TO WINTER.

M: PUT A THIN TURTLENECK UNDER A BIKINI

A: RIGHT!

M: We should just wear a thin turtleneck under everything

M: At all times. Never nude with a turtleneck. Turtleneck in the bath.

A: ALL TURTLENECK ALL THE TIME

M: She got the turtleneck part

A: Well, I guess

M: I mean I’m not saying put a turtleneck under a turtleneck but maybe a bra

A: It doesn’t seem unreasonable:

M: STOP IT

A: I googled it knowing it probably existed. AND IT DID.

M: Let’s cleanse the palate with this.

A post shared by Mike Holston (@therealtarzann) on Aug 6, 2018 at 5:13pm PDT

M: Literally the cutest thing I have ever seen

A: OMG

A: OMG OMG

M: I am DEAD