M: Whoa
this is interesting.
A: I AM SO MAD ABOUT THIS.
M: I mean Sunday Riley has never worked for me so that’s kind of satisfying in a weird way.
A: But,
Drunk Elephant is shady too and I’m sure most small cosmetic companies do this shit.
A: Drunk Elephant used to be
WonderBar, remember?
M: Oh I know.
M: I’ll
NEVER FORGET.
M: Those crazy bitches!
A: That said, I do really love
SR Juno Oil and
Ceramic Slip.
A lot.
M: It’s like...I want to support small businesses but I also can’t trust them apparently.
A: I am so conflicted. Like, I want to buy from trustworthy companies but how do we even know?
A: RMS?
Kiehl’s?
M: I trust Kiehl’s
M: I don’t even know why.
A: At least they’re super established and seem like they don’t need fake reviews, you know?
M: exactly.
A: And I looooove
the cleansing oil. It arrived yesterday:
A: It’s really good.
M: Isn’t it great?
A: Really nice.
M: it just melts everything off.
A: It does! And feels less sludgy than the balm I’ve been using.
M: I think it will last a lot longer too. I have been using it since I visited you and have only used about an inch, inch and a half of the bottle
A: How many pumps do you use?
M: About one and a half? One doesn’t feel like quite enough but two is too much.
A: I think I used two last night but I also wear
that Japanese mascara which is no joke.
M: Yeah my mascara comes off with warm water (shit is magical) but it removes
my serious eyeliner like a dream.
A: I just love the whole
Midnight Recovery line. Take my money, Kiehl’s.
M: saaaame.
M: I am getting low on
the oil and
the vitamin c and I think I have to reorder! My skin is so happy with it
A: How often do you use the
Vitamin C stuff?
M: Pretty much every night
M: I’m probably not supposed to but I never read the directions whoops.
M: And I really don’t understand why I can’t use that mask all the time, what’s it going to do make my face fall off.
A: I have no idea! I just follow directions because it’s how I’m wired.
M: I think because I started with samples (and now I’m remembering it was a 10 day sample that said to use it daily so I stuck with that.)
A: Apparently you can use the Vit C every day.
M: whew
M: Because I sure am.
A: I might try this when I run out:
A: Burn off those dark spots!
M: ooh
A: Or, we can go back to thinking everything is snake oil. SUNDAY RILEY.
A: I am still mad.
M: I don’t blame you!
A: PS. I got
this body wash at Target and it’s so nice and inexpensive and pretty much not full of poison:
M: Oh nice!
M: I don’t use body wash I just use a bar of dove soap like a monster.
A: Oh, I use Dove too. It's a classic.
M: That said if you don’t think I want this you don’t know me at all:
A: Oh shit.
M: UGH.
A: That is the fancy candle of body wash.
M: man.
M: Those assholes.
A: OH, YOU LIKE
SANTAL 33?? HOW ABOUT MORE SANTAL 33.
M: Speaking of candles! I am easing into candle season and
Trader Joe's has some that are cheap and cheerful.
M: They have a vanilla pumpkin one and a honey crisp apple one and if you burn them TOGETHER it’s like fall magic.
M: And they are $3 each.
A: So affordable!
I am really trying to not buy the
Diptyque candle that smells like a wood fire.
A: But, I can’t do vanilla pumpkin anything because no.
M: Oh I know I normally would not be down but it’s very warm and nice especially with the apple.
A: They all sound like horrible air fresheners that people use in the bathroom at work.
M: Hahahahaha
A: So, like, then the bathroom smells like Pumpkin Spice Poop.
M: Fine fine I will keep my delicious fall smells to myselffff.
A: