M: Man Everlane is TRYING TO WIN ME BACK.
A: OH NO.
A: Well...I do want a new sweater.
M: I am trying to not take the bait but.
M: I want a camel coat and to try the new straight leg pants.
M: And there’s a striped cashmere sweater:
M: And some shoes I like.
M: halp
A: SHUT UP ABOUT THE STRIPED CASHMERE (which I will probably buy.)
A: Aw crap, these boots:
M: I like the loafers.
A: which one?
M:
A: Oooh, of course
A: I am not really a loafer person but those look nice.
A: They really know what they’re doing putting that striped cashmere sweater on an average-sized model.
M: Ugh I KNOW.
A: Like, it’s easy to dismiss the thin models wearing stuff because everything looks good hanging off their bony wing-like shoulders but that girl has boobs and everything and now I want it.
M: Same same.
M: I REALLY like this dammit:
A: Ugh, that is beautiful. Oh, Everlane. Why.
M: 😢
Those boots have been in and out of my cart multiple times. Please order them and review (I will have to pay international shipping).
ReplyDeleteI had been OUT on Everlane after sending back four different tops/sweaters that in no way matched the size charts measurements a couple years ago. But then they started showing real butts and thighs in jeans and for the first time in history I love my jeans. And that was it. I'm back in.
ReplyDeleteThe oversized blazer is soooo good.
I have the straight-leg pants in the mustard-y color and looooove them. They garner compliments with every wear.
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