M: I want these so baaaaad whhhyyyyy.
A: Ooooohhhh fuzzy Birks.
A: I should examine my winter Birk options.
M: I mean I know exactly why, it’s because this picture that might as well BE ME.
M: It me.
M: Cozy sweater, dark hair, olive pants, IT ME.
A: That you.
M: Zappos is trolling me.
A: I pulled my Boston clogs out a few days ago and already had to resist wearing them out.
M: The only problem with the Arizona is they require pedicure and I don’t do that come fall.
A: I finally took off my polish today and my toenails are WRECKED.
M: My feet look terrible.
M: And the Birks are already staining them 🤦🏻♀️
A: Eep
M: 😬
A: I love the new suede Boston colors:
M: Pretty!
M: I just want to be comfy.
A: I still want a shearling-lined pair.
M: They are the best.
M: I don’t need a second pair but I’d take them.
A: sigh
M: But the Arizona’s are DIFFERENT.
A: They are!
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M: I kind of want some cute cable knit socks to go with my weird new clogs WHO EVEN AM I.
A: YOU WANT SOCKS
M: Is this a cry for help?
A: HAVE YOU BEEN ABDUCTED
M: You know who I like? That Daniel Craig fellow.
A: BLINK TWICE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
M: ...
A: MARIANNE
A: SOCKS
A: I hate Santal 33.
A: And candles.
A: And the color olive green.
A: Shit
A: WHO IS THIS
M:
A: Oh, totally normal. Cool cool.
M: It me
A:
A: That is literally you wearing socks
M: Hahaha
M: But seriously today I found myself wanting both socks and a BLAZER so I am a little concerned.
A: Oh, I bought a blazer! Now I just need to, like, wear the blazer.
M: Historically blazers just don’t work on me and I divorced them like 10 years ago.
A: I’m just soft from years of wearing cardigans.
A: Wanna go drink gin in a ditch wearing cardigans and fuzzy Birks?
M: Dude I’m already there where r u
I want the Birk clogs too! I have an indoor pair of Arizonas but they get really stretched out when I wear them with socks. It's too cold to go sockless so I'm stuck :(
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