We Discuss: Socks and Birks. (That's How They Get You.)

M: I want these so baaaaad whhhyyyyy.

A: Ooooohhhh fuzzy Birks.

A: I should examine my winter Birk options.

M: I mean I know exactly why, it’s because this picture that might as well BE ME.

M: It me.

M: Cozy sweater, dark hair, olive pants, IT ME.

A: That you.

M: Zappos is trolling me.

A: I pulled my Boston clogs out a few days ago and already had to resist wearing them out.

M: The only problem with the Arizona is they require pedicure and I don’t do that come fall.

A: I finally took off my polish today and my toenails are WRECKED.

M: My feet look terrible.

M: And the Birks are already staining them 🤦🏻‍♀️

A: Eep

M: 😬

A: I love the new suede Boston colors:

M: Pretty!

M: I just want to be comfy.

A: I still want a shearling-lined pair.

M: They are the best.

M: I don’t need a second pair but I’d take them.

A: sigh

M: But the Arizona’s are DIFFERENT.

A: They are!

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M: I kind of want some cute cable knit socks to go with my weird new clogs WHO EVEN AM I.

A: YOU WANT SOCKS

M: Is this a cry for help?

A: HAVE YOU BEEN ABDUCTED

M: You know who I like? That Daniel Craig fellow.

A: BLINK TWICE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME

M: ...

A: MARIANNE

A: SOCKS

A: I hate Santal 33.

A: And candles.

A: And the color olive green.

A: Shit

A: WHO IS THIS

M: 

A: Oh, totally normal. Cool cool.

M: It me

A: 

A: That is literally you wearing socks

M: Hahaha

M: But seriously today I found myself wanting both socks and a BLAZER so I am a little concerned.

A: Oh, I bought a blazer! Now I just need to, like, wear the blazer.

M: Historically blazers just don’t work on me and I divorced them like 10 years ago.

A: I’m just soft from years of wearing cardigans.

A: Wanna go drink gin in a ditch wearing cardigans and fuzzy Birks?

M: Dude I’m already there where r u