A: I literally had to make a list.
M: Ha! Like what? I actually NEED clothes and can’t figure out where to even look.
A: I need a couple of new sweaters. I really want another Everlane cashmere sweater but I liked last year’s striped version better and can’t find it.
M: Boo
A: I like this one.
A: But this is the one I should’ve bought LAST YEAR:
M: I just need clothes that fucking fit.
A: I feel you on that.
M: I can’t freeze/wear the same five outfits all winter.
A: Nope, that is not allowed.
A: I also want those Thursday Chelsea boots in olive:
M: They are pretty!
A: Those will happen.
M: I am in love with my new-to-me black Mars boots.
A: Yay! Those were a steal. Poshmark, man.
M: Seriously I’m so pleased.
A: I’m glad you went for it.
A: I want more of my fancy underwear.
M: I just can’t get excited about anything. Winter ennui has set in early.
A: Not me! I want another long-sleeved tee from Everlane:
A: I have one in black but want another. They're perfect for layering under the v-neck sweater.
M: That’s good.
A: I just unpacked my winter clothes and was aghast at how ratty everything is. I’ve been wearing the same purple J.Crew cashmere sweater since 2012?
A: I can only shave that thing so many times before I shave through it.
M: Replacing basics is so boringggggg.
A: Truly hateful.
A: But, I have a bunch of fun new things I’m enjoying so I need to fill in the holes with basic boring shit.
M: That’s good! I need some fun things and instead keep getting shoes because SHOES ALWAYS FIT.
A: ILU SHOES
M: I did get those Madewell sale jeans and they are VERY unflattering but also SO COMFY I just keep wearing them anyway.
A: Oh, do tell!
M: They are very “I own a sheep farm in Scotland.”
A: Hey, I would go to a sheep farm in Scotland.
A: I’ll bet the sweaters are quite warm.
M: Same
M: I keep reading books set in the far northern Scottish islands and I think I want to be there.
A: I desperately want to go and Fred keeps reminding me that it’s cold there. NOT THE POINT.
M: I know it’s cold but that’s what my mood requires. BROODING.
A: What are you reading?
M: Jenny Colgan...The Endless Beach.
M: Also read The Bookshop on the Corner.
A: Oh, I like her books!
M: Her books are very cozy and unchallenging.
A: Yes. And sometimes that’s exactly what I need.
M: Endless beach has a lot of baked goods in it which fits my mood.
A: I enjoy books with good food descriptions.
M: Same
A: Basically, I just want to swath myself in cashmere and hunker down with all the scones
A: And some gin.
M: Yup
M: And some sturdy boots and sheep farmer jeans.
A: Oh, yes to both.
A: sheep farmer jeans is not really a marketable idea.
M: Listen I am judging neither farmers OR sheep. I want to join them.
A: I’m in.
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