We Discuss: An Average Week.

A: I have a GC burning a hole in my pocket and was like, maybe I’ll get that YSL Touche Eclat thing again. Then I read MY OWN REVIEW.

A: WHY DO I KEEP FALLING FOR IT.

M: GIRL

A: My brain is broken. I didn’t buy it but I was close.

M: That thing is just bougie bullshit

A: It IS! I posted on the blog and said exactly that

A: So why was I suddenly like, maybe this time

M: broken

A: Touche Eclat is a bad boyfriend

M: If I stray from Bye Bye Undereye...

A: I’m in an abusive relationship with a highlighter

M: It will be to try Shape Tape concealer

A: Ah, now that one I want to try

M: Or another one that just flew out of my brain whoops

M: Fenty!

M: But! Bye Bye Undereye is nearly perfect

A: Fenty, oooh yes.

A: It is! And it lasts foreverrrrr

A: I didn’t even run out of my last tube - the tube cracked

M: dang

A: But it was TIME

A: I’m wearing that Le Labo Ambrette perfume today

M: How’s that going?

M: Chris had to take the trash out early fyi

A: It’s really nice - subtle to the point of invisible. Just the way I like it.

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M: Got you something

A: WOW

M: Perfect for Paris

A: Hot pink cowboy boots. So Parisian.

M: Frawnch

A: Sweet Jesus why do those boots exist

M: They will look so good on you

M: I’m so excited

M: 

A: New phone who dis

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A: A reader just sent me this (thanks, Ellen!):

M: RUDE DRESS

A: Like NOPE NOPE NOPE

M: Literally who would look good in that. The model looks like a potato in an ace bandage

M: That dress is assaulting her

A: I just snort-wheezed

M: 🥔 👗

A: She also sent me this:

M: That’s kind of fun, in a “formal lampshade” kind of way

A: I think it’s only fun because she’s moving. What happens when she holds still?

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A: “The model looks like a potato in an ace bandage” is still cracking me up

M: 🤗

A: Your best sentence today

M: I’m really living my best life this week

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A: Is this your new carnigan sweater?

M: I want that!

A: Is cute right?

M: Where is it

A: Anthro

M: Ugh I want

A: That why I asked if it was the one you just bought, but clearly not!

M: Ha no I bought the longer plaid one

A: So cute

A:

M: Yay boots! How do they feel?

A: Not bad! They feel huge though, comparatively

M: That’s always my concern

A:

M: Super cute

A: Good and stompy

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A: Bought this for you and Lu:

M: Oh wow thanks

A: SO YOU CAN MATCH

M: It’s weird, all of our mail is currently being routed to a dumpster fire 🤷🏻‍♀️

A: Oh well, sorry about your Rothy's I just mailed you

M: Dang

M: Really should have fixed that

A: OH WELL.