M: HOW IS KIM KARDASHIANS BODY
M: HOW
M: I don’t see how surgery could achieve that, or how a corset could even do it or how it’s humanly possible
A: Oh, she’s straight up wearing a corset
A: But maybe also had ribs removed? (Is that actually a real thing?)
M: Did you see this one though
M: You can see her belly button! Or is it a fake one??
M: She is an alien I swear
A: I think the clear plastic part is probably the corset?
A: I love that Kanye’s dressed like stage hand
A: Like, I cannot compete with this so I am just going to wear black
A: And obviously she is an alien
M: It’s a feat of engineering
A: I just can’t imagine living my life like that, though
M: Oh hell no
M: But it’s fascinating
M: I highly recommend her episode of 73 questions with Vogue
M: So you can see her absolutely bonkers house
A: Ohhhhhh. Okay yes
A: Mostly I am 100% hard no on all things Kardashian but I am curious about this
M: I go back and forth to be honest
M: I think Kim in particular is a very canny and brilliant person when it comes to business and branding and media
A: Oh, she’s no dummy I just don’t really get the why
M: It’s kind of like art
M: At this point
A: I guess? I just hate this thing about being the fake-est, least realistic version of yourself at all times
M: They are super weird. Kanye is even weirder. He’s starting a church?
A: I think he’s mentally ill and I don’t mean that glibly
M: It’s all very bizarre
A: Their kids are really cute but they’re basically hosed
M: The one who really bums me out is Kylie. Kim still basically looks like herself but Kylie is unrecognizable and so young still
M: It makes me sad that she clearly thought she was the ugly duckling
A: I don’t think I could pick her out of a line-up
M:
A: I literally would have no idea who that was unless you’d told me.
A: But she really cute before! No need for all that.
M: haha
M: I mean she’s also a billionaire with her own incredibly successful makeup brand so what do I know
A: You know I love some pop culture, I just find that whole clan unrelatable and weird
M: The weirdest
A: But I guess that’s the draw? That they’re just fucking weird
M: Yes it’s just fascinating. That’s how I look at it. But clearly many many more people find them aspirational
A: Which is SO SAD
A: STOP CONTOURING. YOU’RE WASTING SO MUCH CONCEALER
M: God the contouring!
M: I generally don’t care much about the met gala but this years theme was so fun
M: Katy Perry as a hamburger! Okay!
A: Wait, I thought she was a chandelier?
M: She changed into a hamburger later
A: Hahaha
M: As you do
A: I also love this year’s theme
A: I thought Janelle Monae’s look was really fun
M: I loved it
A: And Gwyneth took no risks, as per
M: Ugh she’s so gorgeous
A: She totally is, I agree, but I want her to surprise me. Just once!
A: Like, at least have some fried chicken in your purse
M: hahaha
A: Tiffany Haddish is my favorite forever
M: It would have been fun to see some humor from Goop
A: YES
A: I know she has it in her
M: For sure
A: Hamish Bowles was all, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
M: Hahaha I love it
A: The BEST
A: Pink Poodles! Marabou feathers! Goddamn
M: Camp on camp on camp
A: Love
This was the most fun Met Gala in years. You could see drag's influence in so many things. Although I was disappointed that no one did anything Rocky Horror themed. My favorite Katy Perry touch was the ruffled toothpick on her head. That slayed me.
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