A: You own Vince high top sneaker boot things before, yes?
M: Yes.
A: Do they run big? I am seeing all kinds of conflicting info on the Internets.
M: The ones I have definitely ran big.
A: These:
M: Those are the ones I have an in my experience they ran big.
A: Thanks! I might find a really inexpensive used pair and see if I like them.
A: WAIT. Goddammit, Madewell just sent me an Insider $25 off a $100 purchase.
M: gah
A: Fuckers. They know I want those snakeskin slides:
M: That’s so rude.
A: So incredibly rude.
M: Ugh I just got one TOO
A: THEY ARE SO MEAN WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN, MADEWELL
M: IT’S RUDE
M: THEY ONLY HAVE THESE LEFT IN MY SIZE
A: GIRL IT IS A SIGN
M: 😭
A: They are so mean, I’m sorry.
M: I feel all panicky.
A: That’s what they want.
M: DAMMIT
A: But those shoes are really cute.
M: I really love them and I checked and I have been talking about animal print mules since LAST fall.
A: Girl!
M: I mean I feel like it’s not an impulse purchase, right.
M: A year!
A: Just gooooo
M: I did.
A: Now I am like, DO I NEED THE SNAKESKIN MULES
M: Maybe???
A: They are not close to sold out but $25 off…
M: Dude I literally got the last pair of mine.
M: Now they say sold out.
A: SEE??? A SIGN.
M: This is my reward for going to the doctor this week.
A: Of course.
M: And not being told I’m dying.
A: Which you’re obviously not.
M: Tell that to my brain.
A: settle down, brain.
M: I am excited about my mules. Those and furry Arizonas are the two shoes on my fall wish list.
A: Yay! Good focus.
A: I still have my mules sitting in my shopping cart.
A: And... I just bought a pair of Vince Newlyn boots on eBay! Fall can start now.
M: Bite your tongue it’s still summer!
A: ILU SUMMER
M: I already feel like it’s going too fast.
It's very much still summer. Hush. I really like the look of slides. But can one walk in them?
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