M: God save us all
A: I am real over it
M: It is truly my most hated kind of weather
M: HOW can people possibly like winter?
A: I think they have some romantic notion of winter where it’s always pretty and snowing but they don’t have to clean their car off or drive anywhere.
M: right
M: Like a hallmark movie
A: Yep
A: They forget about the endless, bleak rain
M: It’s truly relentless
M: Your drive is going to be so miserable, I’m sorry
A: Eh, what can you do
A: Might get barbecue for lunch, IDK
M: Ugh I literally read that and my stomach was like OH RIGHT
A: I am so hungry. Some jerk left a stack of McDonald’s apple pies in the break room.
M: HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT!
A: THANK YOU RIGHT
A: I hissed at them like Gollum
M: Rude as hell
A: They are calling me, like greasy little sirens.
M: They are only good when hot and fresh and even then they are only okay
M: (I would crush one)
A: Agree
A: (Same)
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A: Your Current/Elliott overalls are apparently the same pair that Frankie wears on Grace & Frankie!
A: Hers are a light wash though:
M: DAMMIT
A: I love Frankie!
M: Me toooo
A: Oh, okay. I thought you were mad
A: This just makes you want them more
M: Yes that is what’s happening
M: I’m feel like I’m slowly breaking you down on overalls. Like you’ll never wear them yourself but you’ll find yourself liking them somehow
A: I will never wear them but I'll admit they’re really cute on you
A: And also on Frankie
M: Haha thank you
M: I mean it makes sense because I feel like her aesthetic is basically mine in 20 years
M: Or mine now
A: Yes, you are definitely more Fashion though
M: I think over time I will fully embrace my inner pottery teacher
A: Are you going to buy a pair?
M: I will rent them again, stalk Poshmark, and continue my search for a cheaper pair
A: Good thought process
M: Skinny jeans 😒:
M: I like how rigid they are, the length is fine, but that’s not a skinny leg
A: Are those Everlane?
M: Yeah. No good. For me at least.
A: Bad Boyfriend
M: It is really hard to find skinny jeans that fit a big butt and skinny calves
M: I want those Target green pants in jean form
A: Madewell tencel jeans, girl
M: I am skeptical but maybe while you’re here we can try
M: It’s hard to have a size 14 ass and size 6 calves (recs welcome, y'all!)
A: Yeah, that is tough
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M: My Madewell tiger stripe skirt from RTR:
M: Wearing today with tights but I think it’s cuter with bare legs
M: $68 on sale. I may just have to buy it.
M: I mean I just got an eBay check for the exact amount of the skirt on sale...it’s a sign right
A: eBay check?
A: But yes! It's a sign.
M: It’s still in stores, I don’t see it on posh yet
A: What is an eBay check
M: Ebates sorry
A: OH. Okay.
A: I was like, are you my mother
M: 😂
For Marianne regarding jeans: have you tried the Madewell curvy Tencel jeans? I am on the slender side but have a bit of a bum and hips. I tried some on a whim thinking they might work just little bit better than the regular ones bc often I end up frustratingly between sizes esp with Madewell and while they didn't quite work for me (it was the wash more than anything) they *almost* did and I was impressed and might try them again, I'm thinking of getting the 11 inch rise in the Larkspur when they are back in stock.
ReplyDeleteSee, this is what I told her too! We went to Madewell and now she's on board. -Adrien
DeleteTry Warp and weft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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