M: I have a problem to discuss
M: It’s terribly Basic
A: Shoot
M: Well, it’s about Harry Styles
A: oh no
M: Listen
M: It was bound to happen
A: You know who loves Harry Styles?
M: Me?
A: My older sister
M: Haaaa
M: He is genetically engineered to make middle aged ladies feel something
A: Agree, he’s cute as hell
M: I mean I watched that Watermelon Sugar video and literally laughed out loud but
M: I guess it worked
A: I have no knowledge of this video
M: He is just extremely my type 20 years ago
M: Oh girl
M: I’ll wait
M: I insist
M: Go
M: Watch
A: Fine, okay
M: It’s really something
A: Harry Styles is 26 years old which I would like to unknow
M: I mean at least he’s not 19
M: I’m reading a book that is thinly veiled smutty One Direction fanfic so that’s the real problem
A: Hahahaha
M: Anyway it’s called The Idea of You so tell your sister it’s right up her alley
A: So far I’m unmoved by this video
M: Haha it’s just so RIDICULOUS
M: It’s just here you go horn dog old ladies
A: Hahahaa
M: Like, just hang out on the beach, Harry
A: He’s REAL CUTE tho
M: He really is
A: But he knows it
M: Just eat some watermelon
M: Oh for sure
M: But it works
A: I mean, he’s genetically so cute it’s annoying
M: With his pearls and chipped painted nails and FUCKING Peter Pan collars good Christ
A: I would be insane for him if I was 15
A: He gives me Young Johnny Depp feels
M: I can see that
M: He gives me Mick Jagger vibes
M: But like nicer and more charming
A: Definitely less gross
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A: What was the white Nike sneaker you we’re talking about?
M: Air Force 1s
M: Why do I like them? I do not know
A: They’re retro! I like them
M: They are unisex and would def be too wide on me
M: I like the idea of them I think
M: Lately I have also been thinking about Tretorns
M: And Tevas
M: So it’s full on high school again
A: Ha! Yep
A: I def had a pair of Tretorns in middle school
M: I saw these in the yellow and was like OH:
M: But I am pretty sure my feet are too narrow to be able to do a toe strap that you can’t adjust
A: I am Not On Board with those Tevas
M: haha
A: I was wearing Doc Martens in high school, you hippie.
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A:
A: 😭
M: Saaaaaad
A: I miss summer with you
M: Me too
M: I miss everything
A: Yeah
I jumped on the Harry Styles horn dog middle aged lady bandwagon when he covered Lizzo's Juice.(especially the part at the end when he smiles).
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPS1qFK6PAM
That book is a fun summer read, tho . . . .
ReplyDeleteAgree. So fun!
DeleteI saw those Tevas in the wild this weekend -- in white -- and yeah, big old nope. They just looked ... consciously dorky. But also, I have narrow feet, too, and these things are boats.
ReplyDeleteJ. Crew had Tretorns a few years ago. I bought a few pairs. They don't seem as comfortable as they used to be (I recall they had a terry cloth-ish lining when I had them in the 80s but not anymore).
ReplyDeleteI ordered those exact Tevas a few weeks ago in my regular size (10, my feet are just a bit wide) and they were SO big. Way too much space all around the toe area, and also big in the ankle (and I have thick ankles). Maybe if you sized waaaay down, but they were only a little too long so a few sizes small would probably be too short.
ReplyDeleteI have narrow feet AND scrawny ankles so I think these are a pass for me!
DeleteIf you needed another reason to love Harry Styles: https://www.radio.com/music/pop/harry-styles-huge-on-consent-on-watermelon-sugar-shoot
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