M: I have found my fall quarantine shoes.
M: Are you ready
M: I don’t think you are.
A: I don't think I am.
M: GET ON BOARD:
A: Listen, I once had a delightful pair of furry Ugg flip-flop slippers.
A: I wore them until the fur was gone.
M: I feel like no one sees my feet any more and these feel right.
A: Cheaper than Birks!
M: Yes! And I really don’t need a THIRD pair of furry Birks.
A: Wait, if you have two pairs of shearling Birks why do you need these Uggs.
A: Sorry, that was rude. Need is subjective.
M: “Need”
M: Let’s not go down THAT road.
A: I already apologized!
M: Haha
M: Though the fur is much less furry on my Birks a year later and these are more like slippers.
A: I am not trying to KonMari you.
M: If I am going to survive the likely hellscape that is Fall 2020 I need FLUFF
M: I also bought a matching sweatsuit so I AM READY
A: I love that you bought a matching sweatsuit. How very early aughts!
M: At least it doesn’t say Juicy on the rear.
A: We can fix that.
M: My rear speaks for itself.
M: I am also about to embark on another round of SummerFoot.
M: I can’t believe we’ve been doing this long enough for TWO SUMMERFEET
M: (I’m very all caps today I’m sorry)
A: I have done zero SummerFooting.
A: I bought it, but never actually did it.
M: Come with me on this journey.
M: Tonight, we should FaceTime while we soak and wrap our feet in goo.
A: Oh god
A: Okay
M: I have so little to live for.
A: I have the new pens you recommended, so.
M: I love those pens.
A: They are really good pens.
M: I miss office supplies.
A: I also have a new Bowie notebook that I’m going to write in probably:
M: ADRIEN
M: Write TO DO on the first page I mean it.
A: I AM WORKING UP TO IT
M: So pretty
A: I KNOW RIGHT
M: Sir Bowie would want you to write in it.
A: FINE:
A: You are a mean lady.
How do you feel your shearling birk sandals have held up?
ReplyDeleteI only have the shearling Boston clogs and they've held up well. The shearling isn't as fluffy after a full winter of wearing them, but they're still comfy.
DeleteI'm ready for another round of summerfoot/babyfoot, too. I did it for the first time ever in April. The peeling/shedding was annoying enough that at first I thought it wasn't worth it, but changed my mind b/c my feet were so smooth.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are the best.
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