YOU GUYS. This is the most stressful Monday of the year because it's a reminder that I'm way behind on holiday shopping AND it's also when everything I didn't even know I wanted goes on sale. Ahhhh. Ahhhh. Ahhh. I can handle this, right? Here are some of the things currently torturing me, every single one of them on sale. Prepare for a fair amount of all caps:
Monday, November 30, 2020
BUY THIS (Because It's Cyber Monday): UGH UGH UGH.
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Obnoxious Black Friday List, Part 2!
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm getting on this Black Friday list a little early because the sales are already happening. But first, I thought it worth mentioning that my Avec Les Filles leopard jacket is now $75 at Amazon (which is not really a Black Friday deal, but still a deal!) Also, my Esska boots are on sale because of course they are. Now, onto the main list, which will probably change, but this is where it stands right now:
Athleta - 20% off your purchase, no code needed
Anthropologie - 30% off everything, no code needed
Banana Republic - 50% off everything, no code needed
Bloomingdales - Take 25% off regular and sale price items (there are exclusions), Take an extra 50% off clearance items
J.Crew - 50% off your purchase, extra 60% off sale styles
Loft - 50% off your purchase with code INDULGE
Madewell - Up to 50% off with code VERYMERRY
Old Navy - Receive 50% off everything. Styles starting at $5
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Obnoxious Black Friday List, Part 1.
Every year I try to compile a list of some of the better online Black Friday deals because and I've already seen a few that I think are outstanding. I should also mention they're hurting my feelings A LOT because I can't take advantage of all of these sales! Here's one that made me whimper:
AllSaints - 30% off of everything INCLUDING LEATHER JACKETS. YOu GuYs. Help. Also! Don't forget that Nordstrom price-matches so they also have AllSaints on sale. *weeping*
Anthropologie just sent me an email that they're doing 30% off of everything, including new arrivals. I am like, do I need a sequined hoodie? Or maybe some cute ornaments?
I've been wearing my workout stuff a lot more since I'm working from home, and, you guys, Sweaty Betty is offering 30% off EVERYTHING. I, for one, am very invested in stalking these leopard leggings. Ugh.
That should get you all started! More to come...
Monday, November 23, 2020
BUY THIS (So We Don't Have To): A few things I absolutely do not need from Madewell.
Madewell really, really, really wants me to buy stuff. It's getting kind of stalker-y, really. Like, right now they're giving 30% off your purchase and up to 50% off a bunch of the newer stuff (but only if you're an Insider, which you should be! Free shipping and stuff!) Here are a few things that I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED:
Goddammit, Madewell. STOP MAKING ME WANT LEOPARD THINGS.
Friday, November 20, 2020
Weekend Window Shopping: Crazy-Good J.Crew Sale
Thursday, November 19, 2020
We Discuss: Kidnapping Harry Styles.
A: So, I listened to this:
A: And then immediately bought his album. It was involuntary.
M: The album is very good
A: It’s literally just Hamish Bowles reading the interview which was disappointing but the article is great
M: lol Hamish has such a crush
A: He’s def got a crush, who wouldn’t?
M: Seriously! It’s just cute
A: The album isn’t 100% my thing but it’s growing on me
A: Were you the one that posted that story about Harry Styles and the telescope?
A: Oh, wait, was it on the celebs IG?
M: Yes Overheard Celebs
A: Yes! That was SO CUTE
M: He is PRECIOUS
A: Like, can you Imagine
M: Indeed I cannot
A: How has he not been kidnapped
M: BY ME
A: By some middle aged lady
A: Hahaaaaaaaa
M: lol jinx
A: He’d make an excellent pool boy for our future Golden Girls retirement plan
M: Indeed
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A: This Harry Styles album is musical Ativan
M: mmmhmmmmmm
A: Also, it is such an insane stretch to be offended by Harry Styles in a dress.
A: Like, you have to WANT to be offended.
M: Oh lord, I was going to say WHO is offended but of course someone is offended
A: Apparently people are SO offended because never in the history of music has a man worn a dress
A: I mean, except for David Bowie 40+ years ago
M: lollll
M: Think of the children! They will grow up to think they can wear whatever they want! Horrors!
A: That is crazy! Next, women will be wearing pants
M: Remember when that dude called me a cross dresser because I wore jeggings
M: #neverforget
A: OMG
A: That was one of the single weirdest moments in our blog history
M: Truly incredible
A: Where have all the weirdoes gone?
M: Tiktok probably
M: Anyway, Harry Styles
A: I LOVE HIM
M: It’s not on this album but have you listened to the song Sweet Creature?
M: Le sigh
M: What a lil dreamboat
A: I’m listening to it now
A: The comments seem to think it’s about Louis Tomlinson
M: Oh they always do
M: The One Direction obsessed are just certain they are deeply in love
M: It’s a whooooole thing
A: The Internet cannot seem to decide which way he leans
A: And honestly? I just think he’s darling and no curr
M: Exactly!
M: I mean I think he’s pretty solidly into women but also doesn’t feel like it’s anyones business
M: He says the song is about his little sister btw
A: Awwww
M: See? He is just delightful
M: I am glad you are with me here
A: I am way too old for this but maybe it’s what I needed
M: It’s the one bright spot in this beshitted year
A: Yes, yes it is
M: I also love his band and the women in it
M: I watched a whole Howard Stern interview with him and his bandmates clearly just adore him and he them and it’s SO sweet
A: He just seems like a nice person
M: yes
A: And, he seems to actually LIKE women
A: We always know when they don’t
M: Yup
M: agree
A: Now I’m watching his tiny desk concert:
M: Oh so good!
M: I am watching Golden again ha
A: Hee
M: He really seems to be enjoying all of this so much. It’s nice to see someone just ENJOY being successful
M: Instead of acting all tortured or whatever
A: Plus, he mentioned David Bowie twice in that Vogue interview which is truly the way to my heart
M: YES
M: Now fully in a Harry Styles wormhole AGAIN even though I have so much work
M: Sorry/not sorry
M: Goodbye forever:
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Outfit of the Day: These Things Happen.
So, yeah. I'm wearing the same pair of (quite excellent) jeans multiple times a week and some kind of t-shirt and cardigan combo but I promise I'm really trying to put together an actual outfit every day. Also, continuing with my current theme, I'm trying to add in one special or cool item that might not be entirely practical - a leopard jacket, fun statement earrings, OR the coolest boots on the planet:
Monday, November 16, 2020
BUY THIS: One More Thing!
Y'all, I'm so dumb. I wrote that entire Anthro post and totally missed that my very favorite yoga mat (which I talked about it here) is also on crazy sale! I didn't even know Anthro carried B Mat but they do and this yoga mat, which is normally $96 is now just under $42 (discount in cart):
It's nice and thick and your hands will absolutely not slide at all. Also, fun colors. Treat Yo Self!
BUY THIS: Treat Yo' Self (via the Anthro sale)
Listen, I know right about now the pressure is on to start with the holiday shopping and when that happens my natural inclination is to double down and just buy more stuff for myself as a way to get in the holiday shoppy mood because who needs that kind of stress? Not me. To help with this process, Anthro is offering an extra 30% off sale stuff and I am here for it: