A: So, I listened to this:
A: And then immediately bought his album. It was involuntary.
M: The album is very good
A: It’s literally just Hamish Bowles reading the interview which was disappointing but the article is great
M: lol Hamish has such a crush
A: He’s def got a crush, who wouldn’t?
M: Seriously! It’s just cute
A: The album isn’t 100% my thing but it’s growing on me
A: Were you the one that posted that story about Harry Styles and the telescope?
A: Oh, wait, was it on the celebs IG?
M: Yes Overheard Celebs
A: Yes! That was SO CUTE
M: He is PRECIOUS
A: Like, can you Imagine
M: Indeed I cannot
A: How has he not been kidnapped
M: BY ME
A: By some middle aged lady
A: Hahaaaaaaaa
M: lol jinx
A: He’d make an excellent pool boy for our future Golden Girls retirement plan
M: Indeed
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A: This Harry Styles album is musical Ativan
M: mmmhmmmmmm
A: Also, it is such an insane stretch to be offended by Harry Styles in a dress.
A: Like, you have to WANT to be offended.
M: Oh lord, I was going to say WHO is offended but of course someone is offended
A: Apparently people are SO offended because never in the history of music has a man worn a dress
A: I mean, except for David Bowie 40+ years ago
M: lollll
M: Think of the children! They will grow up to think they can wear whatever they want! Horrors!
A: That is crazy! Next, women will be wearing pants
M: Remember when that dude called me a cross dresser because I wore jeggings
M: #neverforget
A: OMG
A: That was one of the single weirdest moments in our blog history
M: Truly incredible
A: Where have all the weirdoes gone?
M: Tiktok probably
M: Anyway, Harry Styles
A: I LOVE HIM
M: It’s not on this album but have you listened to the song Sweet Creature?
M: Le sigh
M: What a lil dreamboat
A: I’m listening to it now
A: The comments seem to think it’s about Louis Tomlinson
M: Oh they always do
M: The One Direction obsessed are just certain they are deeply in love
M: It’s a whooooole thing
A: The Internet cannot seem to decide which way he leans
A: And honestly? I just think he’s darling and no curr
M: Exactly!
M: I mean I think he’s pretty solidly into women but also doesn’t feel like it’s anyones business
M: He says the song is about his little sister btw
A: Awwww
M: See? He is just delightful
M: I am glad you are with me here
A: I am way too old for this but maybe it’s what I needed
M: It’s the one bright spot in this beshitted year
A: Yes, yes it is
M: I also love his band and the women in it
M: I watched a whole Howard Stern interview with him and his bandmates clearly just adore him and he them and it’s SO sweet
A: He just seems like a nice person
M: yes
A: And, he seems to actually LIKE women
A: We always know when they don’t
M: Yup
M: agree
A: Now I’m watching his tiny desk concert:
M: Oh so good!
M: I am watching Golden again ha
A: Hee
M: He really seems to be enjoying all of this so much. It’s nice to see someone just ENJOY being successful
M: Instead of acting all tortured or whatever
A: Plus, he mentioned David Bowie twice in that Vogue interview which is truly the way to my heart
M: YES
M: Now fully in a Harry Styles wormhole AGAIN even though I have so much work
M: Sorry/not sorry
M: Goodbye forever:
Um, he is ROCKING that dress. And people who are freaking out over another human wearing a dress are mystifying to me.
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